Wednesday, October 24, 2007

How does he know???

Beware of Tan Yew Hwee...He who possess the eyes of a hawk and ears of a dog(hey! it rhymes...!). Walk around anywhere in school and his eyes are bound to be steely fixed on you,casting an ominous sense of dread and terror in any unfortunate case you happen to do something he feels is wrong. You cannot see him,but he is watching you closely,ready to pounce on you once something goes just a little bit awry.

He actually caught Megan and I "jay-walking" on the road just outside VJ,but hey,we had no choice! The road to the zebra crossing was bloody under construction,and we had no normal road to walk on except across,so we jsut did what every normal human being would do-cross the road! And there wasn't any cars around,I can vouch for that,yet later during training he came to us and grabbed each of our ear in his hands and chided us for crossing the road carelessly. How the hell did he know? He can't be driving...I swear there wasn't any cars around! Walking to school maybe? Hmm...an enigma indeed.

And today he caught me limping to school,though it seemed pretty deserted at the time when I came. I was nearly late for my freaking mock Chinese test,so I was forced to quicken my pace,and when I speed up my poor leg tends to complain,so it became a sort-of half limp. But how did he see? From PE dept? His eyes must have been damn sharp man! *sigh* He remains a mystery in VJ yet to be solved...

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